Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Clara Cluck's Boat attraction, October 7, 1955, 9:21 a.m.
Clara Cluck's Boat
July 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Clara Cluck's Boat was originally jam-packed with Clara Cluck's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from neck, finger, heart, attention-span, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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