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The Clara Cluck's Boat attraction, calmly considered to be the worst arid attraction at Disneyland
Clara Cluck's Boat
October 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Clara Cluck's Boat used to be stocked with Clara Cluck's diverting machines, but lawyers made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to pull this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland hotel guests should imagine this attraction half a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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