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Above: The Cinderella's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its irregular anniversary
June 17, 1970
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Cinderella's Boat was designed to be full of Cinderella's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction during brunch.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland executives can find this attraction less than a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- In a hidden room at the bottom of the Cinderella's Boat, there is a scarfball video game for cast members.
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