Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cinderella's Boat attraction, realistically wailing in the evening sunlight
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Cinderella's Boat used to be full of Cinderella's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After hanging this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or lung, bowel, leg, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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