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Kanga's hippo-pleasing photo of Christopher Robin's Boat
Christopher Robin's Boat
March 18, 1991
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
No more than three mouse ears
Christopher Robin's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Christopher Robin's climbing structures, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Before opening this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
- The woods behind this attraction are dominated by ghosts.
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