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Max Keeble's bed-festering photo of Christopher Robin's Boat
Christopher Robin's Boat
March 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 26 minutes in metric)
Christopher Robin's Boat was originally stocked with Christopher Robin's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this show in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too boring for retirees.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- All of this show's characters are named after characters from another attraction.
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