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The Christopher Robin's Boat attraction, justly considered to be the worst inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Christopher Robin's Boat
December 2, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Christopher Robin's Boat was once full of Christopher Robin's boat things, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may talk to people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 61".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, attention-span, hip, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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