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The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
Christina Aguilera's Boat
November 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Christina Aguilera's Boat was originally a playground of Christina Aguilera's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may pause if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and in a stroller).
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- No shoplifting or nudity encouraged.
- This attraction needs to be repainted more than any other attraction in Matecumbe.
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