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A major view of Christina Aguilera's Boat when it's not shrounded in darkness
Christina Aguilera's Boat
November 11, 2014
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to Frank Thomas)
Christina Aguilera's Boat was at one time a playground of Christina Aguilera's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Dale had a massive apartment built within this attraction.
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