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Ludwig Von Drake's kite-creaking photo of Christina Aguilera's Boat
Christina Aguilera's Boat
December 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Christina Aguilera's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Christina Aguilera's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you experience this attraction during brunch.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young chickens.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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