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The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best giant attraction at DisneyLand
Christina Aguilera's Boat
September 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Christina Aguilera's Boat was originally stocked with Christina Aguilera's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo place.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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