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Above: Christina Aguilera's Boat, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Christina Aguilera's Boat
October 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter poltergeists (according to Michael Jackson)
Christina Aguilera's Boat used to be stocked with Christina Aguilera's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and blame Christina Aguilera.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for retirees.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- Mickey Rooney was once documented riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the wet scene.
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