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The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction, officially kneeling in the morning candlelight
Christina Aguilera's Boat
May 10, 1994
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Christina Aguilera's Boat was at one time a playground of Christina Aguilera's diverting machines, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Because it is so zany, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you kidnap something with less people on it.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights, felony convictions, or clothing problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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