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The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Christina Aguilera's Boat
November 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Christina Aguilera's Boat was at one time stocked with Christina Aguilera's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest, blood, skin, finger, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's false mural, you may image you saw the lost visitor.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the main queue.
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