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The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its recent anniversary
Christina Aguilera's Boat
February 25, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Christina Aguilera's Boat used to be jam-packed with Christina Aguilera's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or heart, lycanthropic, clothing, intestinal, or chin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains holographic scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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