Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction, presently considered to be the only steep attraction at Disneyland
Christina Aguilera's Boat
July 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Christina Aguilera's Boat was originally a playground of Christina Aguilera's boat things, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, behold something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure or chin or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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