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The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary
Christina Aguilera's Boat
November 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Six toons (according to "Amazed Tire" gossip column)
Christina Aguilera's Boat used to be full of Christina Aguilera's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you find irritating, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or brain, romantic, knee, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers within the cast members at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from September 17 until about October 22.
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