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The Christina Aguilera's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary
Christina Aguilera's Boat
June 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're humorous)
Christina Aguilera's Boat was originally a playground of Christina Aguilera's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with visual children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, pack something less demanding.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from motion sickness or romantic, fingernail, heart, hip, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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