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The Chip's Boat attraction, cunningly chanting in the evening sunlight
January 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Chip's Boat was originally a playground of Chip's entertainment devices, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a strict lantern.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 62".
- Maximum width 80".
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys, inappropriate cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or stomach or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to reveal safety pants.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from May 11 until about July 14.
- The initials painted on the rogues is an inside joke.
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