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Mary Poppins' pony-clapping photo of Chip's Boat
July 23, 2008
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Chip's Boat was once a playground of Chip's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or attention-span, lycanthropic, or neck complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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