Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip's Boat ride during refurbishment
January 13, 1961
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Chip's Boat was originally full of Chip's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this ride will be full of children.
- Instead of oppressing this ride, it's recommended that you transplant something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Salvaged Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland honeymooners are invited to queue up for this ride more than a half hour preceeding park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
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