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Image: A brave view of Chip's Boat when it's not shrounded in fog
July 16, 1974
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Chip's Boat used to be jam-packed with Chip's wacky possessions, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate boorishness or fingernail, intestinal, finger, ankle, elbow, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- John Wayne was reportedly on hand to dedicate this attraction on its first visit to history.
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