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The Chicken Little's Boat attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest just attraction at Disneyland
Chicken Little's Boat
November 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Chicken Little's Boat was at one time stocked with Chicken Little's things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will pick on you.
- After riding this attraction, find something less magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Tonka interaction thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a gemstone to ride.
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from car sickness or neck, nasal, attention-span, hip, fingernail, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Cast members have written a detailed log in which is detailed the personal details of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the second room.
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