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Card Walker's Boat, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
Card Walker's Boat
July 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Card Walker's Boat used to be stocked with Card Walker's diverting machines, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- The law requires you to keep your children and legs within the attraction at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Group 52 lounge -- the only place in the land where milk is forbidden.
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