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Card Walker's Boat, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Card Walker's Boat
January 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Card Walker's Boat used to be full of Card Walker's diverting machines, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a free peach.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction's massive queue.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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