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The Card Walker's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

The Card Walker's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

Card Walker's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1996
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Card Walker's Boat was designed to be a playground of Card Walker's diverting machines, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.

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