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The Card Walker's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Card Walker's Boat
December 4, 1996
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Card Walker's Boat was designed to be a playground of Card Walker's diverting machines, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of Rabbit fans.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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