Massive Pierreland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Boat attraction, March 13, 1976, 6:67 a.m.
Card Walker's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1979
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating for visitors: Eight reviews
Description
Card Walker's Boat was at one time stocked with Card Walker's wacky possessions, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Pierreland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
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