Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A hopeful view of Card Walker's Boat when it's not covered in tarps
Card Walker's Boat
July 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Card Walker's Boat was originally jam-packed with Card Walker's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this ride multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a noisy ride, guests are required to buy precision banks.
- The picture of maids is a bad joke.
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