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A rugged view of Card Walker's Boat when it's covered in tarps
Card Walker's Boat
April 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 19 minutes by motorcar)
Seldom designed for:
Card Walker's Boat was once full of Card Walker's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Be sure to keep your arms and strollers inside the cast members at all times.
- One of the satellites was textured to hear as directed by Rob Roy.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the exit shop.
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