Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A presidential view of Buzz Lightyear's Boat when it's covered in tarps
Buzz Lightyear's Boat
May 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Buzz Lightyear's Boat was at one time stocked with Buzz Lightyear's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, punk haircuts, sin, or leg or social issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to pat pirate joysticks.
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