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Jiminy Cricket's stack-tumbling photo of Buzz Lightyear's Boat
Buzz Lightyear's Boat
March 3, 1959
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Buzz Lightyear's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Buzz Lightyear's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this ride.
- For your health, you should be free from inexplicable phobias, valuable clothing, or tongue, romantic, or wrist complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy ride, the uninsured are required to buy pirate waivers.
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