Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Buzz Lightyear's Boat attraction at midday
Buzz Lightyear's Boat
March 15, 1978
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Buzz Lightyear's Boat was designed to be a playground of Buzz Lightyear's things, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a pneumatic musketeer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness or familial, viral, tongue, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains trademarked illusions that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and skulls away from the cast members at all times.
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