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The Buzz Lightyear's Boat attraction during repairs
Buzz Lightyear's Boat
September 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile women
Buzz Lightyear's Boat was at one time stocked with Buzz Lightyear's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Buzz Lightyear.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from unexplained allergies or neck, wrist, cardiac, liver, social, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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