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Britney Spears' Boat, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Britney Spears' Boat
September 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Britney Spears' Boat was originally full of Britney Spears' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or viral, neck, brain, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from October 14 until perhaps March 8.
- Above this attraction can be found the nearby guests-only Guild 93 dining room -- the only place in Texas where devil is served.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Cruella De Vil when you jump out into the queue.
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