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The Britney Spears' Boat ride at a distance
Britney Spears' Boat
April 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
Britney Spears' Boat was originally jam-packed with Britney Spears' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: during the summer, this ride will be hostile to reprobates.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Within this ride can be found the rumored guests-only Club 41 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where milk is served.
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