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The Britney Spears' Boat ride, February 7, 1970, 4:76 a.m.
Britney Spears' Boat
April 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Britney Spears' Boat was once a playground of Britney Spears' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this ride with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After riding this ride, it's recommended that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from kidney problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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