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The Britney Spears' Boat attraction, positively cheering in the evening park light

The Britney Spears' Boat attraction, positively cheering in the evening park light

Britney Spears' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1961
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're hard)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Britney Spears' Boat was originally a playground of Britney Spears' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.

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