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The Britney Spears' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its gold anniversary
Britney Spears' Boat
February 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Britney Spears' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Britney Spears' Bo's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something softer.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or churros permitted.
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