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Pictured: The Britney Spears' Boat attraction, dangerously considered to be the only metal attraction at Disneyland
Britney Spears' Boat
May 31, 2009
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Britney Spears' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Britney Spears' Bo's things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction at least once.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to fill something more stimulating.
- For your safety, you should be free from ribcage or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The picture of cowboys is a sly pun.
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