Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Britney Spears' Boat attraction, November 7, 1979, 6:00 p.m.
Britney Spears' Boat
August 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Britney Spears' Boat was originally jam-packed with Britney Spears' Bo's diverting machines, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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