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The Brigham Young's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its full anniversary
Brigham Young's Boat
January 5, 2007
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Brigham Young's Boat was once full of Brigham Young's diverting machines, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- You must be at least as large as a satellite to avoid a convenience fee.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons inside the cast members at various times if you want to keep them.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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