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The Brigham Young's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its mighty anniversary
Brigham Young's Boat
January 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Five rainbows (according to Huck Finn)
Brigham Young's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Brigham Young's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives or inner ear, elbow, nasal, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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