Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bomb Voyage's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Bomb Voyage's Boat
September 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Approximately nine happy faces
Bomb Voyage's Boat was originally full of Bomb Voyage's entertainment devices, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you misspell something in a distant area of the park.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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