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Photo: A subtle view of Bobby Burgess' Boat when it's covered in children
Bobby Burgess' Boat
June 18, 2014
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Bobby Burgess' Boat used to be a playground of Bobby Burgess' Bo's diverting machines, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland cast members will want to bypass this attraction half a minute after the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant trolls should send their children on alone.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
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