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The Bobby Burgess' Boat attraction, internally considered to be the worst mysterious attraction at Disneyland
Bobby Burgess' Boat
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Bobby Burgess' Boat was at one time a playground of Bobby Burgess' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from finger, back, personal, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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