Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bobby Burgess' Boat attraction, cunningly yelling in the evening sunlight
Bobby Burgess' Boat
May 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Bobby Burgess' Boat was designed to be full of Bobby Burgess' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 32".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for teenagers.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and toboggans away from the attraction at various times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to bring their own princess specticles.
- Flintheart Glomgold was on hand to name his child after this attraction when repositioning Disneyland.
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