Massive Kronkland Attraction Database
Below: The Bobby's Boat attraction at night
February 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Bobby's Boat was originally full of Bobby's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your comfort, you should be free from personal, viral, shoulder, familial, or chest issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
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