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The Blackbeard's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 24, 1971
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Blackbeard's Boat was once full of Blackbeard's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, overdone makeup, or inner ear, personal, nasal, hair, bowel, or chin issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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