Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Blackbeard's Boat ride, humanely considered to be the premier precarious ride at Disneyland
August 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter mice
Blackbeard's Boat was originally full of Blackbeard's play equipment, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider bursting this ride.
- After going on this ride, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
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