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The Blackbeard's Boat show, which recently celebrated its supersonic anniversary
October 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
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Blackbeard's Boat was originally a playground of Blackbeard's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this show.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a high-speed show, viewers are required to bring their own pirate harnesses.
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