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The Blackbeard's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
June 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Blackbeard's Boat was designed to be full of Blackbeard's things, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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