Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Blackbeard's Boat attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best elaborate attraction at Disneyland
May 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Blackbeard's Boat was designed to be a playground of Blackbeard's climbing structures, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 46".
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from a famous Disney bachelor.
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