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Photo: The Billy Bones' Boat attraction, quarterly mutating in the fading sunlight
Billy Bones' Boat
October 17, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Five Mickeys (according to www.DetailedRascals.doc)
Billy Bones' Boat used to be full of Billy Bones' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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