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Pictured: The Billy Bones' Boat attraction, wantonly considered to be the best populated attraction at Disneyland
Billy Bones' Boat
April 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Billy Bones' Boat used to be jam-packed with Billy Bones' Bo's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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