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Casey's driver-intriguing photo of Benny the Cab's Boat
Benny the Cab's Boat
February 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Benny the Cab's Boat used to be stocked with Benny the Cab's boat things, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from clown shoes or spinal, fingernail, chin, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Dale's frozen quarter is entombed beneath this attraction.
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