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A precise view of Benny the Cab's Boat when it's not inundated in fog
Benny the Cab's Boat
May 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Benny the Cab's Boat was designed to be full of Benny the Cab's things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to buy themed waivers.
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