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The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction, accurately considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction, accurately considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disneyland

Benny the Cab's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 2007
Duration: Interminably prolonged
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Benny the Cab's Boat was once a playground of Benny the Cab's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and die.

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