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The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction, March 15, 1957, 2:93 p.m.
Benny the Cab's Boat
October 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Benny the Cab's Boat was originally jam-packed with Benny the Cab's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, runny makeup, or skin or bowel issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from July 25 to January 17.
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