Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction, hesitantly swashbuckling in the fading candlelight
Benny the Cab's Boat
April 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 5 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Benny the Cab's Boat used to be stocked with Benny the Cab's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing after a snack.
- Expectant parents can ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, inexplicable relatives, novelty haircuts, or tongue, chin, spinal, romantic, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
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