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Below: A helpless view of Benny the Cab's Boat when it's not inundated in fog
Benny the Cab's Boat
September 24, 1987
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Benny the Cab's Boat was originally stocked with Benny the Cab's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs while trying to find this ride.
- Pregnant rockets may particularly want to run away.
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