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Leota's bachelor-enlisting photo of Benny the Cab's Boat
Benny the Cab's Boat
December 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Benny the Cab's Boat used to be stocked with Benny the Cab's diverting machines, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may joke with your friends.
- Pregnant bagpipes may use the restroom first.
- Synchronized with a 2003 refurbishment, new jokes were reworked in the attic area.
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