Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Benny the Cab's Boat attraction during repairs
Benny the Cab's Boat
November 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Benny the Cab's Boat was once jam-packed with Benny the Cab's play equipment, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are the realm of escaped toons.
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