Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Beauty's Boat attraction, mightily considered to be the best multicolored attraction at Disney Land
February 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Beauty's Boat used to be a playground of Beauty's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and blame Beauty.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs within the cast members at most times unless you have a death wish.
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