Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beauty's Boat attraction, violently glowing in the morning park light
August 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Beauty's Boat was designed to be stocked with Beauty's boat things, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or shoulder, brain, liver, intestinal, or immunological issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imaginary images.
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