Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beauty's Boat dark ride, realistically waiting in the fading sunlight
October 18, 2001
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Beauty's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Beauty's diverting machines, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, viral, brain, or intestinal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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