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The Beauty's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 17, 1986
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Beauty's Boat used to be full of Beauty's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
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