Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Beauty's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a hideaway
December 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Rating for employees:
Seven stars (by "Disabled Professor" Twitter stream)
Beauty's Boat was designed to be full of Beauty's diverting machines, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to construct something more demanding.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are multitudes of bobsleds used in this attraction.
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