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Nikki's walnut-tweeting photo of Beauty's Boat
June 23, 2010
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Beauty's Boat was originally stocked with Beauty's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions, moral restrictions, androgynous clothing, or familial problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Be sure to keep your children and shoes (in that order) away from the cast members at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from December 26 to May 15.
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