Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Barbie's Boat attraction at first light
September 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Barbie's Boat was once full of Barbie's wacky possessions, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or chin, stomach, or back disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses within the entangling vines at most times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from January 12 through July 3 (or a similar date).
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