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Above: Tweedledee's pirate-nodding photo of Barbie's Boat
May 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Barbie's Boat was once jam-packed with Barbie's boat things, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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