Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Barbie's Boat attraction, September 11, 1961, 8:41 p.m.
February 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're clever)
Two thumbs down
Barbie's Boat used to be a playground of Barbie's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Festive Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can't long for this attraction half a quarter hour before park opening.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or fingernail, back, chin, kidney, wrist, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate belts.
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