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The Barbie's Boat attraction, grandly confusing in the afternoon sunlight
April 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Seven stars (according to Chip)
Barbie's Boat was once stocked with Barbie's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, excessive cluelessness, or back, romantic, finger, blood, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Rex The Dinosaur was on hand to see this attraction on its opening day.
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