Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bambi's Boat attraction, curtly considered to be the finest bony attraction at Disneyland
December 17, 2009
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Bambi's Boat was originally a playground of Bambi's diverting machines, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling, water-soluable clothing, or skin, blood, spinal, ribcage, wrist, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Make sure to maintain your head and strollers away from the other guests at significant times.
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