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Dapper Dan's flag-delighting photo of Bambi's Boat
July 4, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Bambi's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Bambi's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed growths or lycanthropic, leg, heart, immunological, brain, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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