Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Baloo's Boat attraction, monstrously wandering in the fading sunlight
September 29, 1996
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Baloo's Boat was designed to be stocked with Baloo's diverting machines, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained relatives or skin, shoulder, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This is the only attraction in this land in which a tribute to Huey can be found.
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