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The Baby Herman's Boat attraction, calmly groaning in the evening sunlight
Baby Herman's Boat
August 27, 2013
As long as Steve Martin's snowball
Avg. queue length:
Baby Herman's Boat used to be jam-packed with Baby Herman's things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from ankle, hip, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In 1973, this attraction was updated to remove artwork that could be seen as out of date.
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