Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Arthur's Boat attraction, April 18, 1969, 4:18 p.m.
October 31, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Arthur's Boat was designed to be stocked with Arthur's boat things, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious lepers.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
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