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Pictured: The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Eden
Art Linkletter's Boat
February 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat was at one time full of Art Linkletter's boat things, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
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