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The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction during construction
Art Linkletter's Boat
September 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat was once full of Art Linkletter's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent people.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to have themed belts.
- The picture of guns is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the second scene.
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