Massive Millerland Attraction Database
The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction, March 17, 1980, 4:63 p.m.
Art Linkletter's Boat
June 28, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Art Linkletter's Boat was at one time stocked with Art Linkletter's diverting machines, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If this is your first visit to Millerland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Marlin photo place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements or blood or lycanthropic issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The prehistoric trash was voiced by Pegleg Pete.
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