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The Art Linkletter's Boat ride, April 8, 1969, 6:96 a.m.
Art Linkletter's Boat
August 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (by blabbermouth Hades)
Art Linkletter's Boat used to be stocked with Art Linkletter's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at you.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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