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A great view of Art Linkletter's Boat when it's not shrounded in children
Art Linkletter's Boat
January 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Art Linkletter's Boat used to be a playground of Art Linkletter's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been painted since the engine was built.
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