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An ancient view of Art Linkletter's Boat when it's covered in tarps

An ancient view of Art Linkletter's Boat when it's covered in tarps

Art Linkletter's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1990
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating for toddlers: Six fairies

Description

Art Linkletter's Boat used to be a playground of Art Linkletter's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.

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