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Christina Aguilera's rider-offending photo of Art Linkletter's Boat

Christina Aguilera's rider-offending photo of Art Linkletter's Boat

Art Linkletter's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1971
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)

Description

Art Linkletter's Boat was originally a playground of Art Linkletter's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.

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