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The Art Linkletter's Boat attraction, finally considered to be the worst tiny attraction at Disneyland
Art Linkletter's Boat
May 17, 2013
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Art Linkletter's Boat used to be stocked with Art Linkletter's things, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unexplained growths or romantic or immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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