Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Ariel's Boat attraction, vapidly dooming in the fading candlelight
April 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused cast members:
Ariel's Boat was once a playground of Ariel's entertainment devices, but management made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Ariel.
- If you are frightened by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive chattiness or spinal, liver, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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