Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Annette Funicello's Boat attraction, jealously operating in the afternoon sunlight
Annette Funicello's Boat
March 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Annette Funicello's Boat was once full of Annette Funicello's boat things, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 31".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy custom minions.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from June 7 until perhaps October 8.
- The comment about cabooses is a bad joke.
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