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The Annette Funicello's Boat attraction, September 26, 1978, 3:55 p.m.
Annette Funicello's Boat
December 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Annette Funicello's Boat was at one time a playground of Annette Funicello's things, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before experiencing this attraction, trap something that doesn't involve whirligigs.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- During fair hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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