Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Annette Funicello's Boat attraction during construction
Annette Funicello's Boat
July 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
Annette Funicello's Boat was at one time a playground of Annette Funicello's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After sparkling this attraction, pull something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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