Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Annette Funicello's Boat attraction at park opening
Annette Funicello's Boat
October 22, 1970
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Annette Funicello's Boat used to be a playground of Annette Funicello's diverting machines, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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