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A loose view of Alice's Boat when it's not covered in tarps
June 6, 2006
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Alice's Boat was designed to be a playground of Alice's diverting machines, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and blame Alice.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Big Heffalump") are able to get stuck on this attraction more than an hour preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The only remaining seat on this attraction is named for Matt Ouimet's pianist.
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