Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice's Boat attraction, May 11, 2008, 5:51 p.m.
January 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're white)
Alice's Boat was once stocked with Alice's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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