Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Alice's Boat attraction at dusk
May 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Less than X and a half mouse ears (from Aida, 1977)
Alice's Boat used to be stocked with Alice's things, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Alice.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blood or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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