Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice's Boat attraction, November 24, 1974, 9:08 p.m.
Alice's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1969
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're undersea)
Designed by: Locals
Description
Alice's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Alice's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent Thor autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and glasses (in that order) within the other guests at various times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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