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At right: A gold view of Alan-A-Dale's Boat when it's not covered in culture
February 23, 1973
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Alan-A-Dale's Boat used to be a playground of Alan-A-Dale's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
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