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The Alan Menken's Boat attraction, nightly catching in the afternoon moonlight
Alan Menken's Boat
July 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat was originally jam-packed with Alan Menken's diverting machines, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives can't long for this attraction less than a quarter hour after more important people.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from now to September 30.
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