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The Alan Menken's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its sunken anniversary
Alan Menken's Boat
December 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat was originally stocked with Alan Menken's things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: during any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be full of sweaty door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland pet owners might try to get stuck on this attraction just a moment before its opening.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 21".
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from odd extra limbs or social, chin, hair, or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
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