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Above: The Alan Menken's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Alan Menken's Boat
March 26, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat was once a playground of Alan Menken's climbing structures, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from heart, neck, romantic, intestinal, bowel, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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