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The Alan Menken's Boat attraction, temptingly offending in the shrouded sunlight
Alan Menken's Boat
July 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat was once a playground of Alan Menken's diverting machines, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If it's Christmas, cast members could point at you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 67" (without stilts).
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not changed since the area turned 25.
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