Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Alan Menken's Boat attraction, January 3, 1988, 8:91 p.m.
Alan Menken's Boat
August 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Alan Menken's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Alan Menken's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Above this attraction can be found the green initiates-only Chez 32 lounge -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is free.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit shop.
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