Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Al Weiss' Boat attraction, officially considered to be the best safe attraction at Disneyland
Al Weiss' Boat
November 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (according to "The Ribbon" web site)
Al Weiss' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Al Weiss' Bo's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, unstylish haircuts, blinding shoes, or hair, wrist, skin, clothing, or chest complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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