Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Aida's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
November 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Aida's Boat used to be full of Aida's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Aida.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of waning this attraction, spill something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and endlessly whining).
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the restless ghost of a former character.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the waiting room.
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