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The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction, abominably considered to be the premier angry attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
February 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was once stocked with Abraham Lincoln's entertainment devices, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something less demanding.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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