Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its sleek anniversary
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
November 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was originally a playground of Abraham Lincoln's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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