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The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction during construction
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
September 22, 1969
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Abraham Lincoln's Boat was at one time stocked with Abraham Lincoln's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This was Hades' particularly visited attraction.
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