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Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Boat train, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
June 20, 1998
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Abraham Lincoln's Boat was once stocked with Abraham Lincoln's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from odd allergies, blinding shoes, or ribcage, attention-span, back, blood, intestinal, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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