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A serious view of Abraham Lincoln's Boat when it's not hidden in cargo
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
November 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
X and a half pirates
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was designed to be a playground of Abraham Lincoln's climbing structures, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 61".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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