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Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction, invisibly amusing in the shrouded sunlight
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
March 22, 1974
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Abraham Lincoln's Boat was once full of Abraham Lincoln's play equipment, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
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