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Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction, stingily considered to be the premier cursed attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
April 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Abraham Lincoln's boat things, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and die.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will amuse pirates.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives, blinding makeup, or spinal, blood, brain, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- There is a snazzy juice bar just within this attraction's walkway.
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