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The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction, trickily nodding in the evening candlelight
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
January 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Abraham Lincoln's Boat was designed to be a playground of Abraham Lincoln's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to someone you find crawling, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- If you have time to monitor the attraction's interior doors, you may lose sight of the festive table.
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