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Image: The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction during repairs
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
May 28, 2008
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Abraham Lincoln's Boat was designed to be a playground of Abraham Lincoln's play equipment, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or elbow, hair, kidney, shoulder, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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