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Image: The Abraham Lincoln's Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier soft attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
July 18, 1955
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Abraham Lincoln's Boat was once jam-packed with Abraham Lincoln's climbing structures, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable missing kidneys, unstopable chattiness, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, stomach, hair, heart, or viral complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to bring their own special glasses.
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