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Photo: A light view of Abraham Lincoln's Boat when it's not shrounded in tarps
Abraham Lincoln's Boat
July 20, 1980
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Abraham Lincoln's Boat was designed to be stocked with Abraham Lincoln's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to toons.
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