Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zazu's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a school
Zazu's Playhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1992
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Targeted at: Fanboys
Description
Decorated by Zazu herself, this house is just plain goofy.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners might try to experience this attraction less than a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic growths or liver, romantic, leg, hip, intestinal, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
Trivia
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no hats used in this attraction.
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