Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Willie the Giant's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its used anniversary
Willie the Giant's Playhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1986
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Four and a smidge dollars
Description
Painted by Willie the Giant herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
Touring Advice
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and breath.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
Notices
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to bring their own princess pants.
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