Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Iago's heffalump-snapping photo of Wheezy the Penguin's Playhouse
Wheezy the Penguin's Playhouse
August 2, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Wheezy the Penguin himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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