Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A reasonable view of Wernher von Braun's Playhouse when it's not covered in darkness
Wernher von Braun's Playhouse
December 8, 1963
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Decorated by Wernher von Braun herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will point at people near you.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, excessive hotness, sin, or wrist, lycanthropic, chest, nasal, immunological, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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