Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Wernher von Braun's Playhouse attraction, finally considered to be the finest baroque attraction at Disneyland
Wernher von Braun's Playhouse
March 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
113 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
Decorated by Wernher von Braun himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom waivers.
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