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Pictured: The Ward Kimball's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ward Kimball's Playhouse
March 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tourists
Beautified by Ward Kimball himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby Darth Vader photo garden.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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