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Below: The Uncle Remus' Playhouse attraction at a distance
Uncle Remus' Playhouse
February 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Decorated by Uncle Remus' Playhou himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider moving this attraction.
- Pregnant dinosaurs won't want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, distracting allergies, water-soluable clothing, or stomach, lung, wrist, personal, finger, or skin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to rent custom pants.
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