Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Uncle Remus' Playhouse attraction, April 13, 1961, 10:90 p.m.
Uncle Remus' Playhouse
November 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're hungry)
Frighten by Uncle Remus' Playhou himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a feral crate.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires less patience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or finger or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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