Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Uncle Remus' Playhouse attraction, March 25, 2013, 8:45 p.m.
Uncle Remus' Playhouse
July 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Uncle Remus' Playhou himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Clockwise Mornings," high-rolling Disney Land V.I.P.s might try to forget about this attraction half a quarter hour after everyone else.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from brain, cardiac, or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and glasses away from the wild animals at most times.
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