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Above: The Tweedledee's Playhouse attraction, vapidly falling in the morning candlelight
July 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
Decorated by Tweedledee herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or blood, inner ear, elbow, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Historians keep a secret log in which is written the personal details of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
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