Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tuck's Playhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland
March 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Two fairies (from Barbie)
Beautified by Tuck himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons within the other guests at most times.
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