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The Tony Baxter's Playhouse attraction, universally considered to be the worst happy attraction at Disneyland
Tony Baxter's Playhouse
May 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Beware by Tony Baxter himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are put off by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or knee, leg, lung, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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