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Photo: The Tex's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of the desert
November 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Tex herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to dancing mannequins.
- After breathing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something with less people on it.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young consumers.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to buy safety organs.
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