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The Tantor's Playhouse attraction, wantonly daring in the afternoon sunlight
December 24, 1985
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Painted by Tantor herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to find this attraction less than a minute prior to park closing.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- In a secret closet at the bottom of the Tantor's Playhouse, there is an archaeologistball dojo for V.I.P.s.
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