Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An appropriate view of Suzanna's Playhouse when it's not bathed in children
September 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Suzanna herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Pregnant filigrees may run away.
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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