Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin's Playhouse attraction at night
Steve Martin's Playhouse
February 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Steve Martin herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires more patience.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, sin, or hip or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from April 16 until about September 2.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been rethemed since the carving opened.
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