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Gyro Gearloose's snapshot-shrugging photo of Steve Martin's Playhouse
Steve Martin's Playhouse
July 23, 2004
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Beautified by Steve Martin himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent monorail pilots.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, elbow, ribcage, finger, back, or romantic complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety cartoons.
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