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Above: The Steve Martin's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a river
Steve Martin's Playhouse
February 22, 1993
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Beautified by Steve Martin herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with playful children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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