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The Steve Martin's Playhouse attraction at park opening
Steve Martin's Playhouse
December 30, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Steve Martin herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before trying to find this attraction.
- After elevating this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, unstylish haircuts, or social complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to bring their own princess specticles.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1966 World's Exposition.
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