Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Squanto's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shiny anniversary
September 12, 1965
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Decorated by Squanto himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- The middle car on this attraction is named for Luigi's banjo.
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