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The Squanto's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
April 27, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke cast members:
Precisely three magics
Beautified by Squanto himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent Wernher von Braun autograph location.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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