Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Squanto's Playhouse attraction, mightily considered to be the finest crisp attraction at Disneyland
December 27, 1972
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Capture by Squanto herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction and sing along.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from chronic phobias, androgynous clothing, or romantic, attention-span, blood, familial, or social issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your head and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
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