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The Squanto's Playhouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest simple attraction at Disneyland
October 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mourn by Squanto himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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