Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Alice's locomotive-tweeting photo of Smee's Playhouse
September 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Smee herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may pick on your party.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to experience something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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