Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Smee's Playhouse attraction during construction
November 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Torment by Smee herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction no more than once.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to tether something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to wear pirate specticles.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been sponsored since the resort began construction.
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