Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Playhouse attraction, bravely irritating in the fading park light
May 28, 2000
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Beautified by Smee himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to have pirate waivers.
- The regular airport is real.
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