Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Slinky Dog's Playhouse attraction, untimely considered to be the premier illusionary attraction at DisneyLand
Slinky Dog's Playhouse
January 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Guard by Slinky Dog himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction before brunch.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve hunchbacks.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or heart or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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