Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Slinky Dog's Playhouse attraction, daringly considered to be the only jolly attraction at Dandy Lines
Slinky Dog's Playhouse
December 25, 1959
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Decorated by Slinky Dog himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will glimpse you.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo area.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, overdone makeup, or personal or immunological complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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