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The Simba's Playhouse attraction, monstrously churning in the afternoon sunlight
August 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Simba himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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