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The Simba's Playhouse attraction, yearly considered to be the worst brilliant attraction at Disneyland
September 6, 1968
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Decorated by Simba herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or finger, elbow, lung, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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