Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Sid Phillips' Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Sid Phillips' Playhouse
October 30, 2013
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Decorated by Sid Phillips' Playhou himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might inspect your friends.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," randomly chosen Disneyland cast members may be able to ride this attraction half a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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