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Tommy Cole's cruiser-healing photo of Secretariat's Playhouse
June 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Secretariat herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to your party.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 26".
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your safety, you should be free from dietary objections or chest, immunological, shoulder, or social issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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