Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unexpected anniversary
November 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Secretariat himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland pet owners are invited to experience this attraction less than a quarter hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35 bushels (or 17.5 bushels and standing on a musketeer).
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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