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Secretariat's Playhouse, a favorite thrill ride of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
April 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Secretariat herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this thrill ride.
- After quitting this thrill ride, your kids will want to find something less demanding.
- Darkness may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or ankle, lycanthropic, or liver problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This thrill ride closes at twilight.
- Strollers will never make it past this thrill ride's queue.
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