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The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Texas
May 11, 1998
Avg. queue length:
99 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're albino)
Decorated by Secretariat herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the cast members at most times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from January 13 through March 8.
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