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The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction, lispingly hula-ing in the shrouded sunlight
October 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Beautified by Secretariat himself, this house is just plain inaccurate.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
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